I Can't Watch Glenn Beck Without Freaking Out

So I change channels.

Wrong Again

I made a mistake. I thought it was the Rally to Restore Hannity. No wonder I was confused. But when I made my correction I was still wrong: It wasn't the Rally to Restore Humanity, either. Asking for directions, I made my way elsewhere. After much effort I fell in frustration, as I had only found the Rally to Restore Profanity. 

It seems that rallies pretty much everyone. 

The Right To Free Dissembling

Jon Stewart may be right: These are "hard times, not end times." But what times are these when lampoonists beg for civility?