Thursday, November 15, 2007

A Whole New Sort Of Rescue Dog

Marriage between a man and woman. So quaint. So old-fashioned. So "Christian."

I thank my "lucky stars" I was never given this sort of marital counsel.

I am quite certain the whole thing makes sense of Christian missionary commitments.

Peace.

©Bill Gnade 2007/Contratimes.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I heard a local DJ discussing this issue. His list of "upsides" to the union is probably not worthy of your fine blog. (Example: You can have your mother-in-law put to sleep.)

:)

Cheers.

Kim said...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

This brings new meaning to the phrase "lie down with dogs, get up with fleas."

Chris Wilson said...

Pre-nup likely reads, "Wife to go on paper only or forfeits daily biscuit for the coming week."