Let's Face It: It's A Rough And Tumble World Out There

I've always suspected that life as a drug smuggler in Mexico is rather difficult, but I could never have guessed just how difficult it really is. Perhaps this headline sums it up:

Mexican Cartel Skins Rival's Face, Stitches It on Soccer Ball

Who, I wonder, would have been given the task, and who would possess the necessary skills to perform such a task, of skinning and stitching?

The story sure gives a whole new meaning to, "Wilson? Wilsssoooonn?!"